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Category: HUMOR/ ODDS AND ENDS
” Quotable Quotes”
JUSTIFIED’S Raylan: “It is hard to imagine the wonderful things that might happen if you can plant the seeds of distrust among a garden of assholes.”
THE FAMILY NAIA FRENCH OPEN
My Grandson just won the Family NAIA French Open .
- We have a spin wheel for order of the draft. #1 gets first pick. The one who draws last makes their pick and also the next pick, with the draw order in reverse back to #1.
2. Any event is okay. If you pick Men’s Singles, coaches continue the draft of the total field until you have selected SIX players for your team.
3. Once the tournament begins, your team gets one point for each match your six players win. The six with the most wins is the Champion.
LENNOX WON THE FRENCH
SLIPOVERS
World’s Top Producer of Condoms Raises Prices as Iran War Rattles Supply Chain
( From today’s New York Times ).
THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS !
HOMER OF THE SEA
Homer
Homer Hewitt, late and legendary resident of our community, is remembered fondly and often with amusement.
A retired Philadelphia lawyer, he was “of the sea”. And perhaps best known locally for his ocean swims, he amazed us all at the tough times and weathers he dipped in to.
He lived into his 90’s- mischievous till the end.
Wife Gwen recently recalled introducing her newly betrothed fiance to her Family.
“Homer was about 60. I was to pick him up at the airport but didn’t see him. As he got closer
It dawned on me that the guy in the Grateful Dead tee shirt was Homer. Bandana, earrings and all. My brother’s initial reaction was pure shock, but my Parents saw Homer’s humor immediately.”
FOXHOLES
“There are no Atheists in foxholes.”
(From Jack Webster, Grand Poobah of Madison, NC Mafia )
A professed Atheist found himself in fierce combat during the Korean war.
As the Priest walked near him while holding his Crucifex prominently in front,
the “atheist” meekly inquired : Now how does that thing work?
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W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed:
“I’m looking for loopholes”
I WONDER?
Is the list of maladies I’ve now had longer than than the list of those I haven’t?
“SNOOTY COOCHER ” (X-RATED )
SNOOTY COOCHER (X-RATED)
THE ATHLETIC summarized college football’s frequent flyers today:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K3qpwHvh4PtTWvhcDcCtVE2CuBBaJ8_JIWuX6fZelb0/edit?tab=t.0
The abandonment of traditional rules has, it seems, allowed a great way to make money!
“ A window of opportunity!”
Assuming some governance will soon be enforced, then these transfers might be an unparalleled opportunity. Who can blame the players?
From the mid 60’s till the 70’s ( Post pill to pre- Aids ), there were “opportunities”.
“ PICNIC DAY FOR TEDDYBEARS”
The Little Green Book of Tennis 