Today’s interesting news includes two Cornell University students who quartered a 200 pound Black Bear in their University dorm room. Legit hunting by the two.
This reminded me of a late coaching friend in ihe 1960’s. Unnamed, a college linebacker of note, duct taped his dorm room and turned on all water sources. Once the room filled he went ” scuba diving” in West Dorm–Room 221.
The tape around the door frame gave way and all the hallway flooded.
The coaching staff found “off campus housing” for #32.
IT’S NICE TO KNOW THERE’S STILL A FEW OLD COUNTRY BOYS AROUND
The Little Green Book of Tennis 
In fairness to the Cornell University bear hunters, their stated intention was carve up some “,,,Black Bear Pastrami”.