Picked up TOASTS FOR EVERY OCCASION at the local library. As usual my “smart-ass” gene kicked in.  Here’s a few:

• “It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu toast.”  Mark Twain
• May you two grow old on one pillow.
• May you live a hundred years with one extra year to repent.
• Here’s to a friend who knows you well and likes you just the same.
• When I read about the evils of drinking,  I gave up reading.
• What would you like to drink too?  To about three in the morning.
• In heaven there is no beer so we better drink it here.
• Here’s to the good time I must have had.
• “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”  Ogden Nash.
• To man.  Give him an inch and he thinks he is a ruler.
• Here’s to our  coach –a man who will lay down our lives for his school.
• Here’s to the honest politician.  Who when bought stays bought.
• To the big-bellied bottle.