Alamance Country Club had a new resident and she was angry. Outside her home on the golf course, the men could be seen taking a leak. Repeatedly. Repeatedly she called to complain.
Dr. Frank Spaeth, an eye doctor, was on the club’s board. Frank played little golf but he is a diabolical creature to begin with. Looks like Woody Allen.
After the third time complaint, Frank activated his walking bag, dust and all.
He located next to the complainer’s window. Right where she could see. He whipped out a 14-inch dildo, simulating a three-minute relief. Where upon he shook it violently, then walked over and banged it several times in a pine tree. No more complaints.
There are all kinds of ways to solve problems. I heard they almost kicked Frank out.

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