Don’t say you are retired, say you’re unemployed. The volunteer
chasers won’t bother you.
“Everynight is Saturday night,and Saturday night is NewYear’s Eve.”
The “Big” paper comes on Sunday.
I’m down to two keys – Home, Car.
“I don’t do nothing and I don’t start ‘til noon.” Bum Phillips
When people ask you about retirement wanting to know (1) what do you do with your time? And (2) do you have enough money? They are really wondering about themselves.
Read DIE BROKE.